Saturday, November 7, 2009

The Brain Patch: Miracle of Modern Science!

Hello once again, kots and koshkas!

You regular listeners-in have already heard me jabbering at length about THE BRAIN PATCH, the miracle of modern science which will, I hope, finally allow the Living Impaired to live in peace and harmony with the living by curbing our oh-so-inconvenient cravings for human brains. A simple, unobtrusive patch worn on the upper arm, the Brain Patch allows the wearer to go about his or her daily business without feeling even the slightest desire to crack open a victim's skull and feast on the grey matter within.

Neat, right?

I thought so, too, and now -- thanks to Chris Toohey, the designer of this very site -- we finally have a photograph of a model (not me) wearing a prototype of the Brain Patch. Thanks, Chris!

2 comments:

  1. What would happen if one of the living decided to wear the brain patch?

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  2. The Brain Patch is contraindicated for the living, plus people in comas and those who are merely drowsy. Just as you shouldn't smoke while wearing a Nicoderm patch, you shouldn't wear a Brain Patch if you're still alive.

    But to answer your question, we don't know... because we haven't had any living volunteers, and it's tough to surrepititiously stick a patch on someone's upper arm.

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