You'll note that I have fiendishly included the words "poison control" amongst the tags for this article. My hope is that someone doing a desperate Google search for the Poison Control hotline will somehow stumble upon this blog instead and become distracted.
Hey, zombie cartoons! Awesome! HEY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT DOWN IN THERE, TIMMY? I'll get back to your problem in a minute... What's that? You're turning blue?... Well, maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE you drank Liquid Plumr.