|T-Mobile spokeswoman Carly Foulkes posing with one of her adoring fans.|
The statistics have spoken. Based on what Blogger is telling me, an inordinate amount of people have found this blog by searching for "Carly Foulkes nude." I have prided myself on making Dead 2 Rights a blog which gives the readers what they want, and there is nothing I would like more than to comply with this request.
Join us after the break, won't you? WARNING: Slightly NSFW!
Okay, first the bad news. In the strictest sense of the word "nude," there are no nude photos of Carly Foulkes, the current T-Mobile girl. However, in her career as a model, Ms. Foulkes has managed to give us many, many teasing glimpses of her anatomy. Take, for instance, this very popular shot of her lying on a beach.
|Carly Foulkes in a see-through... uh, I guess shirt?|
Not a "nude" photograph, perhaps, but it shows definite evidence that Ms. Foulkes is indeed a mammal. So if I can't offer you photos of Carly Foulkes spreadeagled and slathered in oil, then what can I offer you? Well, how about Carly Foulkes holding her own boobs and looking seductively at the camera? (I think this was shot on the same day as the last photo. If so, it was her nakedest day ever!)
|Carly Foulkes topless and holding her own boobs.|
Here's a third one from what seems to be the same day, this time in color. A topless Carly Foulkes smooshes her boobs against the back of some conceited douchebag. And he doesn't even care!
|Carly Foulkes pressing her boobs into some guy's back.|
How about Carly Foulkes in a polka-dotted bikini? Does that do anything for you? (And, yes, I expect some debate in the comments section about whether she has a "weird" bellybutton.) This picture seems to have been taken in the same featureless white void where Carly does her T-Mobile ads. You half expect some nerd to wander in and start asking her questions about cell phones.
|Carly Foulkes in a bikini.|
And let's not forget Carly Foulkes displaying some nice underboob while hitting herself in the face.
|Carly Foulkes shirtless and punching herself in the face.|
As further proof of Ms. Foulkes' status as a mammal, I give you this shot (another artsy B&W one) of her in a slightly-less-than-opaque white shirt. You're welcome.
So by this point, you may not have actually seen Carly Foulkes nude, but you can rest assured that you've seen pretty much all there is to see of her.
UPDATE - AUGUST 2011!
The ever-generous Carly Foulkes just keeps on giving. I can scarcely keep up with the various risque and semi-nude photographs of the T-Mobile spokes-pixie, but for the sake of my readers I will try. Let's start off gently with this B&W shot of Carly Foulkes wearing a bikini top on what seems to have been a cold day.
|Carly Foulkes with pokey nipples.|
Speaking of bikini tops, this one allows Carly Foulkes to display a gratifying amount of cleavage. She doesn't have much to work with, but she gets the most out of what's there.
|Carly Foulks wearing a bikini top as a shirt... under another shirt.|
And here's yet another shot from that session when she crawled around on a rocky beach. (Or maybe she just does that a lot.) This time, the photographer seems to be showcasing Ms. Foulkes' southernmost charms.
|Carly Foulkes shows off her T-Mobile-sponsored ass.|
Meanwhile, let's all enjoy this image of a braless Carly Foulkes splayed across a bed.
|This is probably my favorite photo of Carly Foulkes.|
Nice, right? But hold on. I've said the best for last with two astonishing photos I simply had to share with you. Ladies and (I'm presuming mostly) gentlemen, here at long last is Carly Foulkes' adorable left nipple.
|From left to right: Carly Foulkes' nipple; Carly Foulkes.|
And we close this little portfolio (for now) with the most of Carly Foulkes you will ever see in one photograph, at least in terms of square footage.
|Maximum Carly Foulkes.|
Oh, you're quite welcome. The pleasure, believe me, was all mine.
UPDATE: OCTOBER 2014
Well, well, well! Here we are again! It seems there's been another one of those pesky iCloud leaks, and now a few semi-nude photos (supposedly) of Carly Foulkes have been making the rounds. Did you think I wouldn't include these in this article? If so, you thought wrong.
|Carly Foulkes and her Oscar-caliber butt.|
|Completely topless, Carly Foulkes seems baffled by the fact that she's wearing a leather harness.|
|So, yeah, Carly Foulkes' bra is pretty much see-through here.|
|Carly Foulkes again wears her see-through bra... and a cute bow tie!|
|Even with messy hair, Carly Foulkes looks eerily perfect.|
|Hey, guys! Carly Foulkes plays video games just like you do! Cool, right?|
|I have no reason to believe that this full frontal nude shot of Carly Foulkes is anything but genuine.|
I hope you've enjoyed this guided tour of Ms. Foulkes' body as much as I have.