Since this is a "zombie" blog, I had no choice but to make a reference to Day of the Dead in the following cartoon:
For the uninitiated (i.e. non-horror nerds), this is a reference to the opening scene of the movie. See for yourself. The following clip is 14 minutes long, but the scene in question occurs in the first minute or so.
And I'm feeling generous today, so there's a smutty alternate punchline after the break! (NSFW? I guess if you work in a nunnery or something.)
What did I tell you?