The zombie backlash is spreading, folks. One more zombie-based TV series, and God Himself may register His fatigue with the living impaired.
One of the (many) problems with being Zomby -- or Ziggy, for that matter -- is that basically anyone can tell you to your face that you suck. People always say that they hate it when others talk about them behind their backs, but let's face it. Isn't the alternative actually worse? Would you really want people to feel comfortable striding up to you with their complaints and criticism?
But enough of that! Here's an ASCII art portrait of yours truly:
I look positively dashing, wouldn't you say?
And you, too, can have your very own ASCII portrait by visiting this clever little site!
P.S. - You would think there would be more zombie-related ASCII art out there, but one of the few examples I found was this mousepad:
If you're interested, you can buy the mousepad here. Are you interested?