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Dead 2 Rights is the official online presence of Joe Blevins, darkener of doorsteps.

Follow him on Twitter or Bluesky, Reddit, Amazon, Facebook, Tik Tok, YouTube, YouTube Shorts, Flickr, Vimeo, LinkedIn, Instagram, Genius, Goodreads, Pinterest, Tumblr, SoundCloud, and IMDb too.

Joe is a freelance writer for hire. He has written for The Onion A.V. Club, Splitsider, Vulture, Weekly Humorist, Unloosen, Halloween Love, and Crooked Marquee, plus he has contributed material to the books Lebowski 101 and Girl Gangs, Biker Boys, and Real Cool Cats.

In addition, Joe is the co-author of Dad Made Dirty Movies: The Erotic World of Stephen C. Apostolof, which is available in paperback now! Or get the Kindle edition here!

He'll be happy to write for you, too. Just e-mail him!

josephablevins@gmail.com

Joe co-hosts a podcast about the classic sitcom Happy Days. The podcast is called These Days Are Ours, and you should definitely listen to it, bucko.

Oh, and he has an entire novel you can read for free right here. But that's nothing compared to the novels he didn't write.

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