This clip deserves to be seen: "I Steal Pets"

Maybe the world thought it didn't need another parody of Rebecca Black, but for some reason "I Steal Pets" by Rachel Bloom has only gotten about 74,000 hits on YouTube instead of the million plus it deserves. It's not a literal parody of "Friday," mind you, more of an homage to the whole Ark Music Factory sound, complete with Autotune abuse. I defy you to get the chorus of this song out of your head once you've heard it.

ZOMBY oughtta be in pictures!

Of course, Brad Pitt would not be terribly convincing as Zomby should he ever become the subject of a major motion picture, but who would be a good casting fit?

Here are some suggestions:

Wallace Shawn

Jon Polito

Danny DeVito

Other opinions are, of course, always welcome.

ZOMBY returns... and he's brought jars of urine with him!

So good to be back, my dear readers, if only temporarily.

A couple of weeks ago, a horrendous, stubborn, and expensive virus attached itself to my computer like one of those face-huggers from Alien. That and an increased work schedule effectively kept me from updating this blog recently. But the computer is now (hopefully!) repaired, and I have a three-day Memorial Day weekend with no real plans. So I'll probably put some new Zomby cartoons and other assorted articles on the blog over the next few days. Hope you'll be around to read them!

How have you been, by the way? I've missed you.

Yours most truly,

Wayne Kotke
President, Spokesman and Founder of Dead 2 Rights

You can't beat that deal, ZOMBY!

ZOMBY does a tax joke when it's freshest in people's minds... early May!

ZOMBY is the ideal television viewer (with BONUS Chuck Woolery!)

I myself have never watched the Scribble Channel, but I used to be an avid viewer of Scrabble with Chuck Woolery. Awesome show.

The joke's on you... ZOMBY has no muscle.

ZOMBY finally gets his ZOMB-ETTE and she's... uh, lovely. Really.

A major milestone in ZOMBY!!! history, with optional ROMANTIC MUSIC!