Saturday, April 30, 2011

An absurdly NSFW remix of Khia's "My Neck, My Back"

Khia meets Frank Zappa in a very odd way.

Here is my take on Khia's immortal -- and astonishingly dirty -- hit song, "My Neck, My Back." I've given it a retro-futuristic setting with a melody taken from Frank Zappa's "Peaches en Regalia." I hope you enjoy.




And if you liked that, here's a mashup of "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" by The Beastie Boys and "Friday" by Rebecca Black.


My Muppet-centric take on a popular meme

Bert is disappointed in Ernie.

To ZOMBY, the world is essentially one big buffet.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Proto-Mashups: When You Had to Combine Songs Manually



Nowadays, technology has allowed creative and enterprising DJs to disassemble songs and rebuild them in seemingly endless ways. It's commonplace now, for instance, to take the vocal from one song and meld it to the instrumental backing of another song. Mashups often thrive on the juxtaposition of opposites, creating "fantasy" collaborations between artists whose paths would otherwise never cross. A perfect example is "Party & Bullshit in the USA", which combines tracks by Miley Cyrus and the late Christopher Wallace, a.k.a The Notorious B.I.G.

But during the "analog" era of pop music, artists who wanted to combine two songs had to do so the old-fashioned way: manually. Here's a little tribute to some of those pioneering artists who created mashups before we even had a term for them.

The Trashmen, "Surfin' Bird" (1963)



Back in 1963, a Minneapolis-based garage band called The Trashmen scored a Top 10 hit with this memorable novelty single. What's especially odd about the song is that it combines two mid-sized R&B hits, "The Bird is the Word" and "Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow" by the Rivingtons. Though the Trashmen would never again reach the upper stratosphere of the pop charts, their biggest hit would live on for decades in movies, television shows, commercials, and oldies radio. In recent years, of course, the song has gained entirely new levels of infamy thanks to an episode of Family Guy.

Alan Copeland, "Mission: Impossible Theme/Norwegian Wood" (1968)


A few years later, bandleader and composer Alan Copeland released this shockingly ahead-of-its-time recording which takes the lyrics and melody of a John Lennon-composed Beatles song and sets it against Lalo Schifrin's unforgettable TV theme song. This is exactly the kind of cut-and-paste job that mashup DJs are doing today, only Copeland was doing it 40 years ahead of schedule and without digital trickery! I won't say that this particular musical marriage is perfectly harmonious, but the fact that Copeland was even trying it in 1968 is remarkable.

Big Daddy, pretty much everything from 1983-1992


When it comes to creating analog mashups, however, a Los Angeles cover band called Big Daddy takes the prize. Their Wikipedia entry even defines them as being "among the first groups to create mashups." Big Daddy existed off and on between 1975 and 2005, but they only released four actual albums -- each one essential, in my opinion -- over the course of a decade. At first, their gimmick could be summarized as: 1980s songs done as if they'd been recorded in the 1950s. But soon enough, Big Daddy toyed with the formula and expanded their horizons. Ultimately, the Big Daddy formula can be best described as: a song covered in the manner of another older song. Among many great Big Daddy songs, I have chosen to highlight a couple which clearly illustrate the concept of mashing up two songs.

First, here is their gorgeous cover of "Sukiyaki," which takes the well-known Kyu Sakamoto song and combines it with "Don't Worry Baby" by the Beach Boys. Enjoy.



On a slightly goofier note, here is their version of "Hotel California," which crossbreeds the Eagles hit with "Runaway" by Del Shannon.



And these are just the tip of the iceberg. I urge you to dig around a little on YouTube and listen to some more Big Daddy songs. Or better yet, seek out some of the group's full-length albums. Again, there are only four of them, plus a couple of EPs and a (highly-recommended) greatest hits disc.

ZOMBY: Egon Spengler was right.



And in case you need reminding what the headline (and this joke) refers to:



Thursday, April 28, 2011

ZOMBY: Tom Wilson = anti-government extremist?

Okay, first off, here are two actual Ziggy cartoons that ran this week (Thursday and Tuesday respectively):



Apart from the fact that the supposed government agent and the auto mechanic are clearly the same man in different outfits, these Ziggys betray a certain, shall we say, paranoia about the government and its intrusion into our lives. Is there something you'd like to share with the class, Tom Wilson or Tom Wilson II? Is Ziggy being produced in some heavily fortified compound in Montana somewhere? I'm starting to become concerned.

By the way, speaking of having microchips implanted in our bodies, did you know that beloved 60 Minutes curmudgeon Andy Rooney is totally down with that? He is!



Oh, by the way, here's today's Zomby.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

In response to critics, WAYNE KOTKE releases his own death certificate!




The time has come to answer my critics, the so-called "deathers" who demand to see my death certificate. This ridiculous controversy has dogged the Living Impaired rights movement for too long. I invite you to examine the certificate for yourself. Feel free to CLICK on it for a closer view.

I thank you.

WAYNE KOTKE
President, Spokesman, and Founder of Dead 2 Rights


How DOES computer dating work in ZOMBY's world...?



Tom Wilson seems to profoundly misunderstand how computer dating works, because he's always having Ziggy show up in person at some kind of "computer dating" office and staring up at the receptionist's desk like a dog looking for table scraps. Look, I'm sure Match.com and eHarmony have brick-and-mortar offices somewhere, but all you'd find there are some administrative staffers, I.T. guys, and maybe some customer service reps (if that part of the business hasn't been off-shored). Ziggy, however, seems to treat this place like it's some kind of magical "girl store" where they have sexy single ladies in some kind of storage room. I believe what he's looking for is known as a brothel.

Am I right about this or totally off base?