The Best of the Non-Existent "Scumbag Zombie" Meme!

What up, perpetrators?

Now that the infamous Scumbag Steve meme has mutated into such variants as Scumbag College and Scumbag Uncle Sam, I thought it was high time for a zombie take on the whole "scumbag" thing.

Behold.... SCUMBAG ZOMBIE!

Now, as much as I want to improve the image of the living impaired, it's important to point out that some in the LI community are not always as honest and ethical as they could be. It is those few "bad apples" I am satirizing with this meme. Enjoy.

Hope you enjoyed these. If not, you're racist against zombies. Congratulations!

Sunday Summer Safety Fun... with ZOMBY!!!

Guess who's back? Back again! ZOMBY's back! Tell a friend!

My dear sinner friends,

So glad to be back with you once again. This is actually the FIRST blog post from my brand NEW computer. The last couple of months have been marked by terrible technical problems on my end, pretty much preventing me from being the full-tilt Wayne Kotke you have come to expect. I think... or at least hope... that those problems are now largely in my past. I look forward to a bright, shining new future with my snazzy new computer.

Hopefully, I can also go back to doing fully-produced segments for the Mail Order Zombie podcast again soon, but I make no promises there.

In any event, I hope this post finds you well and that you are fully enjoying the Fourth of July holiday.

Yours in living impairment,

Wayne Kotke

P.S. - Do we have any Audacity experts/wizards out there? On my new computer, I can't seem to toggle between different audio input sources as I used to, i.e. recording from the microphone and recording directly from the sound card. This feature seems to have been disabled (the mixer toolbar is visible as usual in the upper right hand corner but now doesn't actually do anything), and it is absolutely essential to me in recording. Thanks in advance.