This living nativity scene was a bad idea, Sharon.

We may not have thought this thing through.

Christmas Holiday Yuletide Comics Roundup Spectacular!!

No, that's not Paulie Walnuts! It's Mary Worth!

Christmas is mere days away, and I have nothing to give you except some comics parodies. Try not to look disappointed. It's been a lean year.

Ed Wood Wednesdays, The Wood Loop Orbit, Part 14 by Greg Dziawer

'Tis the season... for smut!

"Come and trim my Christmas tree with some decorations bought at Tiffany." 

-"Santa Baby" (1953) by Eartha Kitt

Ed Wood Wednesdays: The Wood Sailboat Odyssey, Part One by Greg Dziawer

There's just something about a good sailboat painting, isn't there?

Ed Wood Wednesdays: The Wood Loop Odyssey, Part 17 by Greg Dziawer

Things are getting a little nutty this week.

NOTE: In a 1978 interview, filmmaker Fred Olen Ray asked Edward D. Wood, Jr. if he had repeated any shots of Bela Lugosi in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959). Eddie proudly answered, "I have never duplicated a scene!" Never, Eddie? That's quite a claim. Unlike Ed Wood, I'm not above copping to a little recycling. Today, for instance, I'm reusing the introduction from an article I did back in October about a silent, subtitled 8mm loop called "Super Stud" (1973), the first entry in the Pussycat Films series. The intro happens to fit the film I'm discussing this week. I've merely changed the loop title and volume number. - G.D.