|Try to imagine Ronan, The Accuser talking like Charlie Brown.|
In his newspaper incarnation, Spider-Man has been doing battle with an intergalactic baddie named Ronan, The Accuser lately. It's a dumb Guardians of the Galaxy crossover. Don't worry about it. Anyway, in Thursday's installment, Ronan called on the services of a giant automaton called a Kree Sentry. Presumably, said Sentry will start wailing on Spidey tomorrow, but I thought it would be funny-ish if the big guy didn't obey. I mean, why should he? I went to some trouble to make Ronan hang his head in defeat, but it barely reads at this size.
As long as I have you here, this is another recent comics parody of mine. I made Hi & Lois and Mary Worth swap dialogue. I think both strips are improved.
|See, it's funny because the dad in the first one is abandoning his family.|
And no one specifically asked for a super depressing Beetle Bailey remix, but here's one anyway.
|Gen. Halftrack has seen some stuff, man. He has seen some stuff.|