Ed Wood Wednesdays: The Wood/Dziawer AAAAAAAH-dyssey, Part 12 by Greg Dziawer

This week, Greg detects the influence of Ed Wood in the oddest places!

  

The cheezburger, she is a harsh mistress.

I don't know exactly how I became obsessed with So Much Pun, but when I set out to conquer the site, I went all out. So far, I've made the homepage four times. But not every one's a winner.

Here's a gallery of would-be puns which failed to capture the cheezburger's fickle heart. I hope you will enjoy them.

STARFACE

TAYLOR SWIFT AND NOT-SO-SWIFT

THE POINT AND THE THING

PLAYING KETCHUP

A TERRIFYING CROSSBREED

ADJUSTING THE ARIEL

Givin' the public what it wants -- more Joseph Ducreux!

Judging by those pesky stats of mine, the only thing to rival posts about Justin Bieber in popularity are posts about the "Joseph Ducreux" meme. Never let it be said that Wayne Kotke is not a zombie of the people. Here, then, are some more Joseph Ducreux "archaic rap" images to decipher. Essentially, you take a famous rap lyric and reword it in a very roundabout, old-fashioned way. See how many of these you can guess. (Answers given in the comments section!)

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Dream on, Twitter, but Justin Bieber's not a zombie

As you can see from the screen grab above, "RIP JUSTIN BIEBER" somehow became a Trending Topic on Twitter. But it's not true. J-Bieb is alive, well, and singing his heart out somewhere. I figure I had to break the news to you since judging by my stats, an inordinate number of people find this blog by searching for "dead Bieber" on Google.

To those people: first off, HI! Secondly, I know you're disappointed, but just listen to this and relax.

Givin' the public more of what it wants -- Zombie Bieber, Part 2!

Hello, all.

Since I started paying attention to the actual stats for my blog, I've learned that one of my most popular posts of all time was "Givin' the public what it wants -- zombie Justin Bieber." The people have spoken, and their message is clear.

GIVE US MORE PICTURES OF JUSTIN BIEBER AS A ZOMBIE!

Very well then. Enjoy.

(NOTE: Again, none of these images were created by me.)

Zombie Justin Bieber

Zombie Justin Bieber

Zombie Justin Bieber

I really hope these will be sufficient.

In fairness to Justin Bieber...

This acoustic version of his most famous song is actually pretty awesome. It makes me wish Kurt Cobain were still around, so he could cover this on Unplugged in New York, Part II: The Sequel!

Givin' the public what it wants -- zombie Justin Bieber!

Looking over the always-depressing "stats" for my blog, I see that two intrepid individuals have found this blog by searching for "Dead Bieber images," possibly because of my references to Justin Bieber on Mail Order Zombie. Perhaps these were two separate people. Perhaps the same person tried it twice. I don't know. Either way, I'm all about giving the public what it wants. Here are your "Zombie Justin Bieber" images (none created by me):

Here's Justin Bieber as a zombie.

Here's Justin Bieber as a zombie.... again.

I trust these will suffice.