ZOMBY's gotta have it!

I love that cartoon cliche of having a hungry character look at another character and evision that other person as some kind of food item. That's what I was going for here. The IRS guy's head is supposed to be on top of an ice cream cone.

How to stop a zombie if that zombie is ZOMBY

"Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes." - OSCAR WILDE

So am I saying men are basically zombies...? Sort of, yeah.

ZOMBY states that which did not need to be stated.

ZOMBY comes again in glory... sort of.

The moral here is simple: have something worth stealing in your home in case hooligans break in. That way, they'll just steal whatever it is and (hopefully) leave instead of making long-distance calls and dialing 900 lines.

I'm warning you, ZOMBY... do NOT smell his hat! It's a trap!

ZOMBY can solve the global energy crisis (sort of)

ZOMBY desperately needs a good comeback line