|"I'm Buster Brown. I live in your shoe. Sleep well, children."|
|A live-action Buster|
So... all in good fun, right? A harmless piece of Americana, right? WRONG! As the following pictures will prove, Buster Brown is the most horrifying hellbeast ever devised by man. He has the piercing stare of a psychopath, a fact which contrasts hideously with his weirdly formal, effeminate appearance. His dog, Tige, is no better -- a snarling, gargoyle-like creature with the mouth of a shark and an eerie fixed gaze which matches that of his master.
Read on at your own peril, gentle traveler.
|Still believe in God? How about now?|
|The full-color version of this was too gruesome even for this site!|
|Yes, Jerry Maren was in the Lollipop Guild. No, that doesn't help.|
|And it's sharp and pointy, too! Perfect for stabbing!|
|Surely, that's red paint. What else could it be?|
|Buster won't take "no" for an answer.|
|"Why so serious?"|
|So unwholesome. So very, very unwholesome.|
|You can dress Buster! Or he can watch YOU get dressed! Whatever.|