I don't know why, but I like having stodgy-looking businessmen make shockingly inappropriate suggestions to Zomby. You know what else I like? Meaningless milestones! Which is why I'm proud to announce that this terrible, terrible blog has just passed 100,000 all-time pageviews since its start in October 2009. Huzzah! And now here is a picture of that number.
Pretty, right? Seriously, to that one guy who has visited my blog 100,000 times, thank you very much.