(today's zomby) And Anne Hathaway senses a requirement... a requirement for velocity!

Also, while you weren't paying attention, Anne Hathaway somehow became Maverick from Top Gun.

Which is Anne Hathaway and which is Tom Cruise? The world may never know.

Tom Cruise is so confused by these images. On the one hand, I'm pretty sure he'd like to screw the 1986 version of himself. On the other hand, well... you know, girls are icky and a well-documented source of cooties. Seeing what he finds attractive and what he finds repellent embodied in the same person would be traumatic for him. The experience might even take him to a scary place... a hazardous realm, if you will, or a perilous area. One might call it a sphere of jeopardy or a region of uncertainty.

If only there were some catchier way to phrase this.




Okay, that's closer to it. Let's table this for the moment and meet back here in a month.