Cheer up, Zom. Here's something that'll put your problems into their proper perspective....
One of the rarest yet sweetest pleasures in television is to see a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? fail on the very first question. Even casual viewers of the show will know that those opening queries are very easy and are seldom missed. But occasionally, a contestant will get one wrong, and the look of utter bewilderment and slowly dawning horror on that person's face is something gorgeous to behold.
And behold we shall...
There. Now don't we all feel a little better about ourselves?