|Men love to recline in their BarcaLoungers. Women like to stand next to BarcaLoungers.|
No joke here. No clever insights. No navel-gazing critiques. Just a man and his BarcaLounger. There is, I think, no greater achievement of Western Civilization in the 20th century than the luxuriously-padded reclining chair. A BarcaLounger or a La-Z-Boy is the finest chair a man could hope for in this lifetime, certainly far superior to any king's throne. Have you ever seen a throne, like the ones on Game of Thrones? Not comfy. Some thrones are made of gold and bedecked with jewels. But gold and jewels do not caress the nether regions. The opposite, really. So give me a BarcaLonger any day. In fact, let's just look at some more vintage recliner ads, eh?
|"Santa, it's been three days. Is everything all right at home?"|
|"Okay, Gretchen, you can sit in the special chair, too. When the men aren't using it."|
|"We need to talk about your drinking, Helen. It's awesome. Keep it up."|
|Would you believe Ted died 20 minutes ago? You would?|