|Hipster Wayne Kotke|
But here, unfortunately, is where it gets confusing. The Living Impaired and Hipsters actually have several traits in common, and you members of the general public may have trouble telling us apart. And that's just where it pays to have a buddy like me who can spell it all out for you.
Let's start with the traits that Hipsters and the Living Impaired have in common:
- Dark circles around the eyes
- Either pale or grayish skin tone
- Scrawny physique
- Tendency to move slowly and awkwardly
Yes, the confusion is easy to understand! UNLESS you know the traits specific to hipsters:
- Sullen demeanor
- Fondness for skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts
- Terrible, depressing music leaking from headphones
- Cigarette dangling lethargically from mouth
- Chuck Taylors
Remember this simple list, and you'll never confuse Hipsters and the Living Impaired ever again. Til next time, this has been your friend and benefactor, Wayne Kotke.