Showing posts with label lists of things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lists of things. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 30, 2025

My Month of Bowie: A bluffer's guide to the Thin White Duke

The many haircuts of David Robert Jones (1947-2016).

In September 2025, I decided to write a series of articles about British rock legend David Bowie. Why? Well, I figured I'd been ignoring his music for too long, and it was high time I changed that. But I couldn't possibly listen to everything he ever recorded. So I decided to make a speed-run through just his official studio albums, reviewing one a day for the entire month. Below, you'll find a list of the articles I wrote during that time.

Saturday, September 27, 2025

My Month of Bowie, day 27: So what did I learn from all this?

This month, David took me from crayons to perfume and then back to crayons again.

I've had a lot of jobs over the years: middle school Spanish teacher, customer service representative, freelance writer, etc., etc. Some of these I've liked better than others, but they all eventually ended for one reason or another. I've quit a few of them and have been fired or laid off from a few more. One thing they all had in common, though, is that I didn't really understand them until they were over. Every time I've walked away from a job (or been kicked out of one), I've thought, "If I were just starting now, I'd know better what to do."
Does this thing count?

And so it is with this foolish David Bowie project of mine. I decided to do this series of articles at the end of August, pretty much on a whim. My "research" was looking up David's name on Wikipedia and scrolling down to the list of studio albums at the bottom of his page. If you're wondering why I covered certain albums and not others, it's because I was following that list. That helped keep the project to a manageable size. (I'm still deciding whether or not to cover the posthumously released album Toy from 2021. This month isn't quite over yet.)

Apart from knowing a few of his more popular songs (like "Life on Mars?" and "Ashes to Ashes"), I was largely unfamiliar with Bowie's vast and varied career before embarking on this monthlong journey. As a result, I didn't really know what to pay attention to or what to focus on when I reviewed his albums. Having now listened to 26 of them in a row, I think (or hope) I have a clearer idea of what David Robert Jones was capable of.

What, then, are my main takeaways from this strange month? What did I learn from all this? Well, above all, I've learned that the cult surrounding Bowie is more than justified. He was an enormously talented, complicated, and endlessly odd and inscrutable man. He made albums you could get lost in. Not all of his ideas were to my liking, at least not on first listening, but I appreciate that his mind and his music went in many different directions. It is very difficult to categorize or summarize David Bowie because he didn't stay in any one place long enough for you to pin a label on him. If someone asks if you like Bowie, the only sensible response is: "Which Bowie do you mean?"

The 26 studio albums David made between 1967 and 2016 cannot be adequately appreciated in a rapid-fire series like this one. All I can really do is get a general sense of what each LP is like and then move on. Before I started writing these articles, I toyed with the idea of giving each of David's albums a letter grade. But there was no way to summarize my feelings in a single letter, so I gave up on that idea almost instantaneously. And I can't really give you a list of my "favorite" Bowie albums either, since I haven't lived with them long enough to develop that kind of relationship with them. What I can do is divide these 26 albums into some broad categories. Think of this as musical triage.

Albums to listen to first: Hunky Dory (1971), The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust (1972), Aladdin Sane (1973), Young Americans (1975), Let's Dance (1983), Blackstar (2016)

Here's your Bowie starter pack. Six albums. That's not too many. Why these six? Well, I wanted to include four of the albums from the period (early-to-mid-1970s) that I feel was David's pinnacle of creativity and innovation. This was the music that I enjoyed most while exploring his discography. After that, I'm including Let's Dance because I think it's a good indicator of how Bowie's career and image evolved after the '70s were over. And I'm ending the list with Blackstar because, if you've come this far, you'll want to know how the story ends.

Albums to listen to next : David Bowie (1967), The Man Who Sold the World (1970), Pin Ups (1973), Station to Station (1976), Low (1977), "Heroes" (1977), Lodger (1979), Scary Monsters (1980), Earthling (1997), Heathen (2002), Reality (2003), The Next Day (2013)

Ready to continue along the path? Honestly, it was difficult to avoid putting several of these albums in the previous category. The entire Berlin trilogy (1977-1979), for instance, should really be up there. But I feel that those albums would be best appreciated by listeners who had already become acclimated to Bowie's music, so I put them here. Then, there's Pin Ups, an album I really liked but one that is generally dismissed by Bowie experts and rock critics as a footnote at best. What do I do with that one? I put it here. My advice remains the same: forget it's a covers album and just enjoy it as a half hour of (great-sounding) music.

Albums I didn't really get: Space Oddity (1969), Diamond Dogs (1974), The Buddha of Suburbia (1993), Outside (1995)

All this month, I've felt a bit like an old-timey detective in a movie. My assignment was to follow this David Bowie guy around for four weeks and see where he went and what he did. A few times along the way, I lost the trail. These were those times. I do not say that these are bad or unsatisfying albums, just that I'd have to spend more time getting used to them before I could say anything intelligent about them. Outside, especially, would benefit from further study. I never even figured out who killed Baby Grace.

Albums that didn't really affect me one way or the other: Tonight (1984), Never Let Me Down (1987), Black Tie White Noise (1993), Hours (1999)

There were no albums that I out-and-out hated this month. There were, however, a few that I listened to and just said, "Meh. What else you got, Bowie?" Is it a coincidence that these records are all from the '80s and '90s? No, it is not. You might be surprised to see the well-regarded Black Tie White Noise in this category. That album did very little for me, I'm sorry to say. 

This series is called My Month of Bowie, and the last time I checked, September hath thirty days. That means I have three days left to tie up some loose ends. So that's just what I'll do. I hope you'll stick with me for the last three bonus articles. Otherwise, see ya 'round like a record.

Next: Iggy Pop's The Idiot (1977)

Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Podcast Tuesday: "The Top 5 Happy Days Episodes of All Time"

At least these are the ones we liked best. Your mileage will vary.

See, I told you the podcast wasn't over! Just last week, we reviewed "Passages," the two-part series finale of Happy Days from 1984. You might think that we no longer have anything to say about this long-running prime time sitcom. I mean, after all, we've talked about all the episodes now. That should be the end, right?

In a weird way, though, I feel like I'm finally qualified to start talking about Happy Days. You don't review movies you haven't seen or books you haven't read. But, since 2018, I've been reviewing this sitcom without having seen all of it. Well, now I've seen all of it. I know how the story starts, how it progresses, and how it ends. Happy Days is in my blood. And my brain. 

So where do we go from here? Well, for one thing, we have this handy dandy "Top 5 Episodes of All Time" list we want to share with you. And after that, there's a whole galaxy (hint, hint) of Happy Days content I want to discuss. It would be great if you would join us. And you can start by listening to the latest installment of These Days Are Ours below.

Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Ed Wood Wednesdays, week 109: Revealing your Ed Wood preferences

Ed Wood, surrounded by posters for his films.

Whenever I encounter some new or unfamiliar technology, my first reaction generally is to ask, "How can I make this about Ed Wood?" If it's a video-sharing site, for example, does it have Ed Wood-related clips? If it's a social media platform, are people using it to discuss the life and career of Ed Wood? If it's a database of information, is any of that information about (or applicable to) Eddie and his films? You may remember that, about a year ago, I used the Algorithmia website to colorize some scenes from Jail Bait (1954). That's the effect doing this series has had on me. Eddie has become the prism through which I see the world.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Ed Wood Wednesdays: The Wood Magazine Odyssey, Part Three by Greg Dziawer

Let us journey once again into the swirling vortex of Ed Wood's magazine writing career.

Another fine Pendulum publication.
By 1972, Bernie Bloom's Pendulum Publishers, Inc. was humming along, producing magazines, paperbacks and films. The magazines were packaged and distributed by mob boss Michael Thevis. Thevis diversified beyond solely magazine distribution in the late '60s, his Peachtree News Company of Atlanta merely the first in a long line of companies. He launched Pendulum as an adult paperback publisher in 1967 in Atlanta, then Bernie incorporated the name in LA in 1968. The name of Calga Publishers, Inc. derived from the then-current state postal abbreviations for California (CAL) and Georgia (GA).

By 1972, Pendulum's small office on 5585 W Pico Blvd in Los Angeles churned out an average of three magazines per week under the Pendulum and Calga imprints. Both were legitimate business in their own right, operating from the same address. In those days, Calga published titles under its own imprint, as well as under two DBAs (copyright-speak for "doing business as," in which a business can use a fictitious name so long as it's not trademarked): Gallery Press and Edusex. Pendulum, too, carried a DBA: SECS Press (also a concurrent paperback line: the Sex Education Clinical Series).

Ed Wood, the most prolific staff writer at the W Pico office, wrote as much as the other four or so staffers combined. His resume lists 51 short stories and 52 articles in 1972 alone. (Thanks to Bob Blackburn, co-heir of the Ed Wood estate, for this count.)

Although much of Ed's work from this era has been identified, it is our hope that this list furthers research ultimately leading to the discovery of more. Stories and articles were often written under pseudonyms, or even without credit, and the staff also wrote any and all supporting text: photo captions and narratives accompanying photo sets, and even editorials. The magazines often formed the basis for paperbacks, the staff quickly stitching them together to collect the $100 bonus per paperback offered by Bernie Bloom.

The following list contains all titles filed for copyright in 1972, 154 individual titles in all. A few were filed for copyright as books, though listed in the periodical copyright index owing to being serialized. Volume and Number were oft-times fluid, duplicating or even skipping a number. Some titles only had Volume numbers. The specific day of copyright likewise varied, sometimes coming after publication, sometimes before, and at the end and beginning of the year, copyright records for 1972 cover a handful of titles published in late 1971 or early 1973.

Pendulum/SECS Press


Pendulum

Balling
v2n1 FebMar

Black and White
v2n1 AprMay
v2n2 JunJul
v2n3 OctNov

Blazing Films
v6n1 JanFeb
v6n2 AprMay
v6n3 OctNov

Body and Soul
v6n1 FebMar
v6n2 JulAug

The Boy Friends
v4n1 JulAug

Dynamic Films
v6n1 MarApr
v6n2 JulAug

Ecstasy
v4n1 FebMar
v4n2 JulAug
v4n3 OctNov

Flesh & Fantasy
v5n1 MarApr

Garter Girls
v6n1 FebMar
v6n2 MayJun
v6n3 SepOct
v7n1 NovDec

The Girl Friends
v4n1 JanFeb (in notice: Dec71)
v4n2 MayJun

Girl Lovers
v2n1 JulAug

Gold Diggers
v4n1 JanFeb (in notice: Dec71)
v4n2 MayJun

Heads Up
v4n1 JanFeb (in notice: 1971)

Lezo
v6n1 MarApr

Nude But Nice
v2n1 FebMar
v2n2 MayJun

Nude Rebels
v4n1 FebMar
v4n2 MayJun
v4n3 SepOct
v5n1 JanFeb73 (in notice: Dec72)

One Plus One
v4n1 JanFeb (in notice: Dec71)
v4n2 AprMay

Orgy
v4n1 AprMay
v4n2 SepOct

Pendulum
v4n1 AprMay

Pussy Willow
v4n2 AugSep
v4n3 NovDec

Roulette
v6n1 JanFeb
v6n2 MayJun

Savage Sex
v4n1 FebMar
v4n2 AprMay

Sensuous Strippers
v3n1 MarApr
v3n2 JunJul

Spice 'n' Nice
v3n1 AprMay
v3n2 AugSep
v3n3 NovDec

Suck-em-Up
v2n1 MarApr

Swap
v6n1 MarApr
v6n2 MayJun
v6n3 OctNov

Two Plus Two
v4n1 JanFeb (in notice: Dec71)
v4n2 AprMay

The Wild-Cats
v6n1 FebMar
v6n2 MayJun

Wild Couples
v4n1 MarApr
v4n2 JulAug

Young Beavers
v6n1 MarApr
v6n2 JulAug


SECS Press

Adult Garden of Sex
SECS Press
n6 MarApr
n7 JulAug
n8 NovDec

Bride & Groom
SECS Press (book)
1 FebMar
3 JulAug
4 SepOct

The Sexual Man
SECS Press
n4 JanFeb
n5 AprMay
n6 JunJul
n7 OctNov

The Sexual Woman
SECS Press
n5 FebMar
n6 AprMay
n7 AugSep
n8 JanFeb73 (in notice: Dec72)

Workbook of Adult Sexual Education
SECS Press (book)
2 MarApr
3 MayJun

World of Love & Sex
SECS Press (book)
11 Apr


Calga/Gallery Press/Edusex


Calga

Belly Button
v3n1 AprMay

Erotic Love
v3n2 OctNov

Group Sex (An Illustrated Study of Group Sex)
v4n1 MarApr
v1n2 AugSep
v1n3 NovDec

Hit and Fun
v3n1 FebMar
v3n2 AugSep

An Illustrated Study of Voyeurism (Formerly: Voyeurism)
v3n2 OctNov

Lesbianism
v3n1 AprMay

Lesbo Lassies
v4n1 JanFeb (in notice: Dec71)
v4n2 MayJun
v4n3 OctNov

Love Me
v3n1 FebMar
v3n2 JunJul

Mastering Sexual Adequacy
v1 JanFeb (in notice: Dec71)
v1 MarApr
v3 Apr May

Primer for Sexual Education
v5 JanFeb
v5 MarApr
v7 JunJul
v8 SepOct
v9 NovDec

The Reel Thing
v1 JanFeb
v2MayJun
v3SepOct

Sado-Masochism (A Study of Sadomasochism)
v4n1 JanFeb
v4n2 MayJun

Skin & Bones
v4n1 FebMar
v4n2 JulAug

A Study of Erotic Love Practices
v3n1 MarApr

Switch Hitters
v3n1 MarApr
v3n2 AugSep
v3n3 NovDec

U.S. Sex and World Views
v5 FebMar
v6 AprMay

Voyeurism (Continued as An Illustrated Study of Voyeurism)
v3n1 AprMay


Gallery Press

Boyplay
Gallery Press
v1n1 NovDec

Cherry
Gallery Press
v1n1 NovDec

Couples Doing It
Gallery Press
v1n1 AugSep72
v1n2 OctNov

Deuce
Gallery Press
v1n1 NovDec

Fantastic
Gallery Press
v1n1 AugSep
v1n2 NovDec

Gallery
Gallery Press
v1n1 OctNov

Gemini
Gallery Press
v1n1 SepOct
v1n2 NovDec

Goddess
Gallery Press
v1n1 SepOct
v1n2 NovDec

Hellcats
Gallery Press
v1n1 OctNov

Legendary Sex Tales
Gallery Press
v1n1 SepOct

Lesbian Life
Gallery Press
v1n1 AugSep
v1n2 NovDec

Monster Sex Tales
Gallery Press
v1n1 AugSep

Party Time
Gallery Press
v1n1 AugSep
v1n2 NovDec

Passion
Gallery Press
v1n1 OctNov

Savage
Gallery Press
v1n1 SepOct
v1n2 NovDec

Turn On
Gallery Press
v1n1 SepOct
v2n1 JanFeb73 (in notice: Dec72)

Wanted Women
Gallery Press
v1n1 SepOct
v2n1 JanFeb73 (in notice: Dec72)

Weird Sex Tales
Gallery Press
v1n1 JulAug

Woman's World
Gallery Press
v1n1 SepOct
v2n1 JanFeb73 (in notice: Dec71)


Edusex

The Anatomy of Sex
Edusex
v1 AugSep
v2 NovDec

Female Sexuality
Edusex
n1 OctNov

The Sex Experience
Edusex
n1 AugSep
n2 NovDec

Sex Forum
Edusex
n1 OctNov

Sex in America
Edusex
n1 OctNov

The Sex Scene
Edusex
n1 NovDec

Sex Studies
Edusex
n2 NovDec

Sexworld
Edusex
n1 AugSep
n3 NovDec


We'll continue indexing all magazine titles produced by Pendulum/Calga during Ed's tenure there (the majority of the publisher's existence) in future installments of Ed Wood Wednesdays.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Terrible writing advice from some washed-up old bastard

T. Texas Tenafly, author of Write, Goddamn You!

T. Texas Tenafly is, if nothing else, one of our most persistent authors. Despite a noticeable lack of public interest or critical acclaim, he has completed a novel every year since 1952. Through harassment and bullying techniques many loan sharks would envy, the author has even persuaded several reputable publishers to print and market some of these little-demanded works. Among these are such novels as The Gelded Gifthorse, They Dared Call Him Turncoat, and Elysium on a Tramp Steamer. Total sales number in the dozens. Now rapidly approaching his 80th year, Mr. Tenafly is getting set to publish his first-ever non-fiction book, a guide for aspiring authors entitled Write, Goddamn You! A Seasoned Pro Shows You How It's Done, Little Missy

Inspired by a BuzzFeed article, I recently asked Tex to give the readers of this blog (all none of you) a few basic pointers about the writing game. At first he was reluctant, but a bottle of Old Grand-Dad sealed the deal. Here, then, is a list of terrible, terrible pointers from this utterly irrelevant writer. Heed them at your peril.

1. Identify your favorite character and remove him (her/it/etc.) from the manuscript entirely. Replace this character with one towards whom you are indifferent.
2. Name all your characters "Steve." No exceptions. Can you think of a better name than Steve? No, you can't. 
3. Whenever you have your characters speaking, they should be silent. When they are silent, they should be speaking. 
4. You can never go wrong with a story about a spearfishing expedition. It was as true 50 years ago as it is today! 
5. Writer's block, schmiter's block! What, you never heard of a Xerox machine?
6. The more you like a paragraph, the worse it probably is. Edit the hell out of your manuscript, carefully weeding out the phrases you actually enjoy, until you loathe every last passage in it. Only then will it be fit for publication. 
7. Get that word count up, bucko! Remember: the longer your book is, the better a weapon it'll be when it's printed. 
8. Writing is a three-way battle between God, the Devil, and Al Roker going on 24-7 in the author's brain. Or maybe that's just a side effect of the medicine I've been taking. Who knows?
9. No writer should be without a bottle of Old Grand-Dad. It won't help you get any writing done, but you won't give a damn either. Speaking of which, where is that bottle you promised me? 
10. What do you mean I already drank it? This is some bull$#!+, I tell ya!
And there you have it, folks. Ten surefire pointers guaranteed to prevent you from wasting years of your life on a writing career. Don't thank me now. Thank me when you've moved out of your parents' house and find a job at an investment firm.

Friday, September 17, 2010

The Living Impaired & Hipsters: How to Tell the Difference!

Hipster Wayne Kotke
Hi- ho, true believers! It's your old pal, Wayne, again... and this time I'm here to deliver an important social message that will actually help you in your daily life! In your adventures on the Internet, you have probably heard stories, legends, and fables about a mysterious beast known as The Hipster. What you may not know is that these odd creatures really do exist, especially in urban areas. I work in the great metropolis of Chicago, and I see these inviduals all the time. At first, their appearance, behavior, and mode of dress is baffling and upsetting, but eventually you get used to them. Hipsters are part of the great mosaic of life to be found in the city. As you can see, I am so fond of them that I have drawn this little self-portrait I call "Hipster Wayne."

But here, unfortunately, is where it gets confusing. The Living Impaired and Hipsters actually have several traits in common, and you members of the general public may have trouble telling us apart. And that's just where it pays to have a buddy like me who can spell it all out for you.

Let's start with the traits that Hipsters and the Living Impaired have in common:
  • Dark circles around the eyes
  • Either pale or grayish skin tone
  • Scrawny physique
  • Tendency to move slowly and awkwardly

Yes, the confusion is easy to understand! UNLESS you know the traits specific to hipsters:
  • Sullen demeanor
  • Fondness for skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts
  • Terrible, depressing music leaking from headphones
  • Cigarette dangling lethargically from mouth
  • Chuck Taylors

Remember this simple list, and you'll never confuse Hipsters and the Living Impaired ever again. Til next time, this has been your friend and benefactor, Wayne Kotke.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

How to beat those post-Halloween blues


My fellow citizens of the world,

If you are reading this blog post, then I'm guessing you are probably a regular listener of the Mail Order Zombie podcast. Knowing this, I can further extrapolate that you enjoy horror movies, haunted houses, costume parties, and all the trappings of the Halloween season. Sadly, your favorite month -- October -- has now passed. Over. Finito. Gone with the wind. It is possible that you are now suffering from something like post-partum depression. Your blood-stained hockey mask and jumpsuit are in storage. You just ate your last Tootsie Roll Midgee. And the neighbors are starting to ask when you'll get around to taking that hilarious fake corpse off your front porch. (It is fake, isn't it?)

In short, you've got those post-Halloween blues, and you've got 'em bad. Well, fear not! Because your old living impaired buddy, Wayne, is here to help you get through November with these fun suggestions:

1. Use the word "turducken" often and in completely inappropriate circumstances. Example: as a profanity while driving.

2. Spend some quality time with your oldest and dearest friend -- namely, television. Did you know that both 90210 and Melrose Place are back on the air? These are truly remarkable times to be alive. (Even if, like me, you're not alive.)

3. Keep elaborate journals about the personal hygiene habits of your coworkers. Keep score using a complex rating system of your own creation. Deduct points for dirty fingernails, nose hairs, excess earwax, etc.

4. Call people. Doesn't matter whom. It's all good, as they say. I'm sure the person on the other end will be happy to hear from you, whoever they are.

5. Master a new skill that you've always wanted to learn, such as impersonating celebrities who died decades ago. I'm working on my Walter Brennan now.

If all else fails, put yourself into cryogenic storage with specific instructions: "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL OCTOBER 2010"