It figures that Zomby would be the lone mourner of NBC's recent failed exercise in nostalgia.
And speaking of nostalgia and failure, I'd like to present this horrifying and yet fascinating photograph I found on Wikipedia. Apparently, a year after his enormously influential show ended and a mere two years before his death, the stoic emcee Ed Sullivan (a.k.a. "Old Stoneface") donned clown makeup for a TV special about... you guessed it, clowns. The results speak for themselves. I mean, just feast your Vulcan squinties on this:
And here's a close-up for you:
Good luck sleeping tonight.