October 31 is coming up soon, and you know what THAT means! Yes, it's time to drain every last bit of fun out of Halloween! Here, let the folks at Centron help:
Depressed yet? Either way, here's part 2:
"Yes, the safest way to celebrate Halloween is.... not to celebrate it at all! So when All Hallows Eve rolls around this year, why not play it safe? Stay home and work on your penmanship or write that book report you've been putting off! Remember to sit up straight now! Here, let me throw your costume away for you!
"There we go! That's better! Dry those eyes now! Nobody likes a crybaby! Remember, when you celebrate Halloween the Centron way, you may feel dead on the inside, but you'll be alive on the outside!"
P.S. - John Carpenter's Halloween came out a year after the Centron film.
Notice any similarities at all?